Sunday, November 29, 2009

Don't wipe your nose on the dish cloth!



Oh yes he did.

When do our babies reach the stage where they take care of their own personal hygiene? because I, as the mother of a 10 year old boy am thinking it's time that I no longer want to be policing his finger and toe nail growth  ( you should have seen them tonight!! he would have put shrek to shame). I don't want to be picking sleep out of his eyes on the way to school while also manoeuvring the car into a park as I'm brushing his hair down from a multi directional fuzz that only boys seem to get when they wake in the morning.



Asking him when was the last time he actually brushed his teeth instead of standing in the bathroom with the tap running pretending to do it. Yes this is the kind of crazy behaviour my boys put me through. They would rather waste 10 minutes watching water disappear down the drain than brush their teeth in 2 minutes. The furry yellow covering that blankets their teeth is a dead give-away, despite the new trick of wetting and smearing the tooth brush with paste to give it that "used" appeal.

They eat their boogers and seem to having a farting symphony on cue. They wear the same pair of underwear for as long as they can get away with. master 8  goes as far as putting on a clean pair over his dirty ones even if it means wearing 3 pairs come shower day.

Despite the odd smells and untamed growth we still love them to bits. and maybe just perhaps, yet I will never admit to them having said this, part of the special mother love between her and son is because of this very reason. They need us. They need us to care about  changing socks before the socks can get up and walk on their own to the washing machine.





Friday, November 27, 2009

TGI Friday



Trusting  He has them all in His hand



Grateful For the village that helps us raise them everyday.


Inspired by the up and coming holiday season. Long warm lazy nights with a corona and lemon. No routine.  Summer berries.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

and the winner is......


By random.org, clicked on by Master 10....comment number 3

which is.......Jenny!!!! Congratulations!! you have a new tea towel to add to your newly renovated kitchen. Please email me your details so I can send it your way :)

Monday, November 23, 2009

Just don't take kids shopping


So it's official. I'm a bad mother.

It's now "official" because it's not just me who thinks that, I now have a perfect stranger who firmly believes I am THE WORST mother in the world.

It all began with a seemingly innocent shopping stop after school  this afternoon. Me and the boys were having a wee look around the shops up the street (that's what my town calls our street of shops)...it has taken Gooseman a while to come to grips with this lingo from the place where I grew up as he has always imagined that when I talk of seeing someone up the street,that I meant the street in which we live. (Which is just an average boring house street with no shops). So just to reiterate up the street is an outdoor version of our mall formally known on a map as High Street (original aye!) back on track...


Master 8 decided to test his luck and ask me to buy him every utterly useless piece of junk the shop tries to sell, from a furry fake moustache to water bombs. When I said "No" for the 27th time he decided to pack a poop and run off. I was parked across the road from the shop we were in and he ran in the opposite direction and down an alley way. It was 29 degrees (yes that's right!) and I was facing my sugar low crash time off day and didn't fancy giving the fellow shoppers a parade of my mammoth mammaries jiggling horrendously in my shoe string singlet top.

So I sent master 10 after him and told him to tell master 8 that he better come straight back unless he fancied walking home. Master 10 couldn't find him and we decided that he was trying to run home. (about a 15 minute walk). I thought it was a bit far for master 8's wee legs so we got in the car and tried to find him and figure out which way he might have gone. There were once- in- a -life -time road works holding up one of the main routes today so I had to make a detour. I parked in a tow away area leaving master 10 in the car (surely they wouldn't tow with a 10 year old in the car right?) this is NOT where I get worst mother of the year award by the way.....

On foot I search the shopping area again.

No sign of Master 8.

I get back in the car and on a whim decide to turn back around and drive back up the street. We spot him. standing at the same place our car had been parked originally, with a middle aged women holding his hand.

This woman is extremely upset for this "poor little lost boy whose mummy left without him". She informs me that she tried ringing me and how outrageously frightened  master 8 is at the thought of being left behind. I thank her for her time and help and tell her he isn't quite so innocent as it all seems. I put master 8 in the car and under my breath tell him he is in serious trouble. The women hasn't had enough. She INSISTS he was lost and has been emotionally damaged that I left with out him. In my fluster I didn't manage to tell her that we actually drove to look for him, not leave. I tell her he ran off and he was being naughty, he's safe now so it's ok. Then she gave me THE LOOK. It lasted about 6 seconds. Seriously. Thankfully I had sunnies on which made it easier to hold her stare, but her look was disbelief mixed with disgust topped with pity and a dagger or two. arrgghhh!

So yeah. It's me. Cringingly accepting this title. How was your day?


If you haven't already, make sure you enter my give away for some true knock off kiwiana kitchen style here. and also fellow blogger Sophie is holding an amazing give away for these two gorgeous cushions that she made!

Friday, November 20, 2009

TGI Friday



Copying this post idea from the lovely Tea.




Trust : Trusting in Love will win out over all....." For I know the plans I have for you" says the Lord. "They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope. In those days when you pray I will listen. If you look for me in earnest you will find me when you seek me. I will be found by you," says the Lord. Jeremiah 29:11-13





Grateful : That the playing card my children just put in the toaster didn't catch fire completely. Now if only I could come across an extra long pair of tweezers...





Inspired : By the magnificence of Nature's playground




Friday funny from Gooseman

Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday November 26,2009


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

  
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

  
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

  
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

  
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

  
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

  
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
  
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
 
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 

Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day .... 
 
 And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor .

Thursday, November 19, 2009

100 th post Giveaway!!!!


Yip I've reached my first 100 hundred posts! and I knew it was approaching so I wanted to make a little fun give away that wouldn't cost the earth to post so that all the world could enter. There are no rules except that you need to leave a comment if you would like to be in the running to win this piece of kiwi- ness (not classic kiwi -ana , it's a budget version from the cheap as store). But I noticed that a lot of you didn't know what a Pavlova was when I posted a picture of one a while back, so now you can make your own. It would also look cool made into an apron (for you handy sewer types). Or maybe it wouldn't. But it will dry your dishes or your hands if you are like me and that's all you really use these for.

p.s oh and it's a tea towel if you were wondering what the heck it actually was.
p.ps will draw on Thursday 26th November NZ time
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